Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the Tvee on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon’ tell me I cant
I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Tomorrow I wake up
Do some P 90 X
Meet a really nice girl
Have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out
This is great, yeah (Oh my God this is great)
I might mess around and
Get my college degree
I bet my old man
Will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't gonna cumb my hair
Cus I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no no-o
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all